Monday, February 9, 2015

DIANE'S CORNER (SEPT 23, 2014)



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Escarpment Cowl pattern by Kelly McClure
PDF download to come soon. Click on link above to get pattern.
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Dracaena pattern by Marjolein Loomans
Beautiful cabled v-neck vest
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Sea of Spirals pattern by Jenny Bramble
I started on this blanket out of boredom--I’d taught my sister the 4-color spiral and it got my interest up in the pattern again. I love the idea of shapes in ...
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Free Pattern: Moroccan Midnight Fingerless Mitts - moogl...
The Moroccan Midnight Fingerless Mitts are quick, easy, and best of all they can be made with the leftover yarn from one of the matching projects!
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Home made English Muffins - COOKING
Home made English Muffins - COOKING - I been wanting to make these for a long time.  I made them last week.  They came out really good, and tasted just li...
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Home made English Muffins - COOKING
Home made English Muffins - COOKING - I been wanting to make these for a long time.  I made them last week.  They came out really good, and tasted just li...
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Blind Cowboy
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. 
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. 
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’ 
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 
‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 
‘Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?’
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

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