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Celebrate Hospital Admitting Clerks Day
If you’ve ever been in a hospital, you know that the first person you tend to encounter is the Hospital Admitting Clerk. What an admitting clerk goes through on a daily basis is perhaps not appreciated by those who are coming in. After all, they’re usually coming in sick, in pain, and generally not with their best game face on. They deal with all the illnesses you bring in, the cranky children, the attitude that comes when you’re in pain that you can’t help. Hospital Admitting Clerks Day is dedicated to them.
They listen to your woes, call your insurances, and have to explain to customers that don’t want to hear it exactly what their health care is going to cost. In big hospitals they take your phone calls, calm worried family and friends, and generally do everything they can to ease the panic that can come working in that environment. We rarely remember them, it’s always the Doctors name that sticks with us, or the nurses. But not the lonely vanguard at the front desk that admits us, sends us to triage, and is our first contact as we seek care.
The best way to celebrate this day is by making a point of going in and thanking these wonderful workers. There is no part of the process of you getting in to get the medical care you need that they aren’t involved with, and they’re the ones who see you on your way out and set up a new appointment. Considering all they deal with every day, don’t you think it is time you gave a little back?
To make the day really special for them, you can do something as simple as collect a bunch of flowers for the staff behind the desk, and bring them in with a card wishing them a happy “Hospital Admitting Clerk” Day. You could print up plaques or fliers for your favorite clerks, or even just go into the facility you do business with and thank them for their service. It is not a common thing for them to receive such gratitude, especially without them having performed some recent service for it.
To think, in the middle of all the other work they perform, these clerks answer your calls, monitor the control centers in the hospital to be on the ball should any emergencies pop up in the hospital itself. They are also charged with protecting your valuable HIPAA information, all of the medical records and insurance and other personal information you provide to your health care provider every time you visit.
So if you’ve ever been into the hospital, or have a family member who works in one, it may be time to think about thanking these wonderful people for all they do. They truly are the backbone that helps the rest of the officer run. They handle all the administrative tasks, make sure the doctors know when your appointments are, and generally keep everything flowing nicely throughout the day. Not just making and receiving faxes, but actually keeping those machines running. There isn’t a single aspect of the hospitals infrastructure they don’t shepherd on its proper course.
One great idea is to contact your local medical facilities and talk to the management about organizing a thank you party on this day for the Medical Admitting Clerks there. You may even be able to contact local merchants, like Starbucks, restaurants, even gift shops, and get them involved in promoting this holiday and the work that these wonderful people do. This Medical Admitting Clerks Day, it’s time to thank yours!
Joke of the Day
you have to ''feel'' the music
Word of the Day
Apgar or apgar
Ten years after the debut of the Apgar score, Dr. L. Joseph Butterfield introduced an acronym as a mnemonic aid for the term: Appearance, Pulse, Grimace, Activity, Respiration.
Marsha Brooks; The Architect; Xlibris; 2014.
you are letting a rabbit come into the house???
Idiom of the Day
What does 'At death's door' mean?
If someone is at death's door, they are very ill and close to death.
If someone looks as if they are at death's door, they look seriously unwell and might actually be dying.
pause, refresh, then carry on one step at a time....
DAILY SQU-EEK
If someone is at death's door, they are very ill and close to death.
If someone looks as if they are at death's door, they look seriously unwell and might actually be dying.
If You Were Born Today, April 5
Multi-talented and artistic, you are wonderfully expressive, direct, and straightforward. You have little patience for people beating around the bush, as this is not part of your own nature. While you do say it like it is, and you can be surprisingly blunt, you might frequently change your convictions and goals when you are inspired and enthused about something new. Discontent with the status quo can lead you to seek unconventional and exciting adventures. Famous people born today:
hydrated.
person appear to have a higher status.
TODAY: In 1934, Rudyard Kipling and W. B. Yeats are awarded the Gothenburg Prize for Poetry. |
The update is important. I have found that if you add a teaspoon of unflavoured gelatin to a cake, it is much cakier, and less dryer the second day. But what is really important is, use browned butter for a gourmet touch.
And if you want to snazz it up even more, toss in half a cup of pecan halves and use brown sugar instead of white. Oh!!! SO good!
Best GF Banana Bread
1/3 c. apple sauce
3 T. melted coconut oil or 1/4 c. browned butter
2 very ripe bananas
1 large egg
1 t. vanilla (Bourbon is good)
3/4 c. milk (or club soda or orange juice, to make the batter lighter)
2 c. GF all-purpose flour blend (or regular if the Roundup in North American wheat hasn’t got you yet)
2/3 c. sugar (I like brown with rum and raisins or pecans)
1 T. baking powder
1 t. unflavoured gelatin (omit if using regular flour)
1/2 t. Xanthan gum (omit if using regular flour)
1/2 t. salt
Mash the bananas well, and mix in the liquid products. Blend the dry ingredients together, then mix them with the banana mixture and pour in to a prepared loaf pan (I sometimes use an Italian clay casserole for a round cake). Bake @ 325 degree for about 1 hour. Cool 10 minutes before turning out onto a cake rack, then allow to cool completely before cutting.
I know, that’s gonna be tough!
You can add 1/4 c. of dried fruits like raisins or cranberries, or nuts, or a combination of both. Try pecans, toasted almonds, and chocolate chips, too! If you are out of bananas but still want a quick and tasty loaf, try 2/3 of a cup of pumpkin puree (not the pie filling with stuff in it). Or take the apple sauce up to a cup and add 2 t. of blended cinnamon with allspice a pinch of cloves and nutmeg.
Cream Cheese Icing
1 c. cream cheese
4 c. icing sugar
1 T. rum (or more…)
Beat the cheese with the rum using a mixer until light and fluffy, then start adding the sugar a bit at a time. Freeze any leftovers, or use it as a dessert dip with hard fruits like apples.
The update is important. I have found that if you add a teaspoon of unflavoured gelatin to a cake, it is much cakier, and less dryer the second day. But what is really important is, use browned butter for a gourmet touch.
And if you want to snazz it up even more, toss in half a cup of pecan halves and use brown sugar instead of white. Oh!!! SO good!
Best GF Banana Bread
1/3 c. apple sauce
3 T. melted coconut oil or 1/4 c. browned butter
2 very ripe bananas
1 large egg
1 t. vanilla (Bourbon is good)
3/4 c. milk (or club soda or orange juice, to make the batter lighter)
2 c. GF all-purpose flour blend (or regular if the Roundup in North American wheat hasn’t got you yet)
2/3 c. sugar (I like brown with rum and raisins or pecans)
1 T. baking powder
1 t. unflavoured gelatin (omit if using regular flour)
1/2 t. Xanthan gum (omit if using regular flour)
1/2 t. salt
Mash the bananas well, and mix in the liquid products. Blend the dry ingredients together, then mix them with the banana mixture and pour in to a prepared loaf pan (I sometimes use an Italian clay casserole for a round cake). Bake @ 325 degree for about 1 hour. Cool 10 minutes before turning out onto a cake rack, then allow to cool completely before cutting.
I know, that’s gonna be tough!
You can add 1/4 c. of dried fruits like raisins or cranberries, or nuts, or a combination of both. Try pecans, toasted almonds, and chocolate chips, too! If you are out of bananas but still want a quick and tasty loaf, try 2/3 of a cup of pumpkin puree (not the pie filling with stuff in it). Or take the apple sauce up to a cup and add 2 t. of blended cinnamon with allspice a pinch of cloves and nutmeg.
Cream Cheese Icing
1 c. cream cheese
4 c. icing sugar
1 T. rum (or more…)
Beat the cheese with the rum using a mixer until light and fluffy, then start adding the sugar a bit at a time. Freeze any leftovers, or use it as a dessert dip with hard fruits like apples.
betcha my human is looking for me :o))))))))))))))
Pictures of the Day
Cherry blossom treeFuji volcano
Shake It
A brown bear shaking off its wet fur in Kamchatka, Russia.
but can I walk on that green stuff????
knit
thanks, Karen
Knitted Mary Jane Anklets Slippers
knit
thanks, Connie
Sunset Lights Shawl
yes, I found the mud hole... how did you know?
crochet
thanks, Helen
thanks, Adele
and in this dish, a cat rests
Quarantine Cooking Recipes
cou cou & how are you
CROCKPOT RECIPE
VEGAN/ VEGETARIAN RECIPE
Both vegetarian and vegan diets may provide health benefits, including reduced body weight, lower cholesterol levels, and decreased risk of cardiovascular disease. However, it is important for vegetarians and vegans to ensure that they are meeting all of their nutritional requirements.
SWEETS
ADULT COLORING
1. Crimson cloaked young female seeks protection services. Task include food courier service. Outdoor experience a plus. Inquire with grandmother.
2. For Sale: 20 mattresses. Like new, used only once. Each shares common irregularity, not discernible by most. Make offer.
3. For Sale: Two adjacent lots. Located near new brick housing. Land can be cleared of debris upon request. Will build to suit.
4. Debris removal services required. Have large amounts of vegetation that requires cut up and removal. Please call for details. Gold or specialty hybrid seeds available for trade.
5. Lost: 1 Slipper, translucent in color. Sentimental value. Last seen, yesterday before midnight. Please leave message with stepmother.
Answer
All the ads are all from fairy tale characters.1. Grandmother (Little Red Riding Hood)
2. The Old Queen (Princess & the Pea)
3. The 3rd little pig (3 Little Pigs)
4. Jack's widowed mom (Jack and the Beanstalk)
5. Cinderella's stepmother (Cinderella)
CRAFTS
I lost all my nuts... humpf, we have thieves
PUZZLEthis one collects shoes
WORD SEARCH
altar architecture chalet chance closet clue dress earth | families field grill halt hotel juicy leave | moves near nine often opera parks piles purse | requirement restive return rile sales sent sift slash | smell stomach streak tennis times touch trustworthy | uncle usual verse weld women yodel |
well, my momma says that I'm cute
SUDOKU .. medium
solution:
cat logic...
If You Were Left On A Deserted Island With Either Your Worst Enemy Or No One, Which Would You Choose And Why?
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2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12) Call fire department to retrieve the f------ cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
13) Tie the little b**tard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak filet. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and remove pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
15) Arrange for OSPCA to collect "mutant cat from hell" and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL:
1) Wrap it in cheese.
the hairdressers & groomers are shutting down again!!
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